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That moment when you can't choose what to eat in a...

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if you raped a prostitute, is it considered...

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lala-loveyou asked: No fuck you.

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SOMEONE ASK ME A FUCKING QUESTION.

I don’t bite. :)

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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*

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Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...

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Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: llIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: ||
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: |
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: I
Bitch I'm from Portugal and no that's not a part of Spain: III

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Tumblr employee: I have an idea! Why don't we make asks more user friendly. Y'know, allow line breaks, links, don't immediately delete the message from your inbox once you've replied...
Karp: NO I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LET'S CREATE AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE MESSAGING SERVICE FROM OUR EXISTING ONE OMG IT WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER
Tumblr employee: But it seems like it might be easier to-
Karp: WHO IS THE 25 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE HERE? THIS WILL BE GREAT. WE'LL MAKE THIS NEW SERVICE EVERYTHING THAT ASKS COULD NEVER BE
Tumblr employee: But they could be if we just-
Karp: SHUT UP OK WE'RE GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
Tumblr employee: Higher gif size? No more ask limit? Notifications when someone replies?
Karp: UGLY FONTS. MAN, THIS IS SOME GOOD COCAINE.
Tumblr employee: No wonder everyone uses missing e...
Karp: DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE YOU'RE FIRED